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Roy Keane, Irishman and all round miserable git turns 44 today – let’s take a look back at his favourite ever put down (albeit incredibly anatomically correct) “Mick, you’re a liar… you’re a fucking wanker. I didn’t rate you as a player, I don’t rate you as a manager, and …

Another season starts and that will no doubt mean a whole host of job opportunities for Alan Curbishley – more importantly has anyone seen him on their TV’s this weekend? I can’t say I did in all fairness, but I was incredibly drunk all weekend so he may have slipped …

West Bromwich Albion have signed Salomon Rondon from Zenit St Petersburg for a club-record fee in the region of £12m. The Venezuela striker, 25, has agreed a four-year contract with the Baggies and is their fifth signing of the summer. With the signing of Rondon and Lambert in the space …

The next installment of the goings on of Herve Renard and this time it’s first game in charge of Lille and they didn’t have it easy as they were up against French Quadruple winners PSG on Friday night. Champions PSG had Abel Rabiot sent off in the first half for …

Celtic made not particularly easy work of disposing of Qarabag with a gritty 0-0 draw in Azerbaijan while Red Bull Salzburg lost their fizz as their 2-0 first leg advantage was overturned by Malmo with a 3-0 defeat in Sweden. Albanian champions Skenderbeu are now only 1 tie away from …

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If you didn’t see Southampton progress to the Europa League Play-Off Round last night then here is all you need to know:

If you didn’t see West Ham United’s European adventure come to an end last night, then here is all you need to know. (West Ham fans best look away…..now)

If you didn’t see the Final of the Audi Cup last night between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid then here is all you need to know:

If you didn’t see Barcelona take on Roma last night then here is all you need to know: