Real Football Man All of the Football, All of the time
It is a well known fact that we have got to the time of year in the footballing calendar when there are going to be some very slow news days, this is one of those. So with that in mind its time to take off my journalistic hat and throw a few ideas out.
My first set of ideas are ones I have created for some new television projects that can be filmed over the course of the off season, so here is what you could be seeing in your TV guide soon.
Idea for a Football Themed TV Show #1
Fan Attics – Angela Rippon travels the UK as she looks at footballing memorabilia that has been stored in supporters lofts….
Idea for a Football Themed TV Show #2
Sherwood’s Forest – A fly on the wall documentary following the former Aston Villa boss as he takes the newly vacant managerial role at The City Ground. (Warning – Large amounts of PASHUN)
Ray’s Parlour – A fly on the wall documentary as we follow the former Arsenal midfielder and his new Bangkok Brothel business venture…
Idea For A Football Themed TV Show #4
Dion’s Dublin – A light hearted travelog presented by the former Aston Villa Striker as he spends a week traveling around the Irish Capital
Idea For A Football Themed TV Show #5
Cruyff’s Turn – A hard hitting documentary as after the recent death of his Father, the former Barcelona and Manchester United midfielder announces to his Wife that he’s Gay
Idea For A Football Themed TV Show #6
Bent Copper – A new ITV1 Drama starring Derby County’s Darren Bent as a no-nonsense Met Police Detective who uses somewhat unscrupulous methods to get results
Idea For A Football Themed TV Show #7
Fake Britton – A Consumer Affairs show hosted by Dominic Littlewood as he hunts down impersonators of the Swansea City midfielder
Idea For A Football Themed TV Show #8
George Schmeichel – We follow the former Ipswich midfielder and Manchester United legend as they pair up to start a WHAM! tribute act in a bid to earn a record deal (Warning: May contain Strobe Lightning)
There you have 8 possible television pilots that could be made this summer involving footballers, do you have any other ideas? If so leave them in the comments below and I will compile another list of the best of them (of course you will get the credit) along with any others that I can think of. Happy viewing!
